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What lie did your parents tell you when you were little.
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What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one
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I'm stroking my dick to Polo G right now
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Are you good, bro?
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Stoke on my dick, I got a lotion on my dick right now, I'm just stroking my shit. I'm on his fuck
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Can I see?
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Huh?
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I mean he good no he feel good but whatever that was in the background it was or are they good
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You heard me, boy?
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Bro do I even want to know what the fuck is happening right now?
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Oh yo what
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You know what I'm gonna say anything this time
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Why are all these replies so like weird
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that it's illegal to have the light on in your car.
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Why in the world is everyone's parents lying to them about the same exact thing? That is so weird.
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Well
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That's crazy. My parents told me the same thing when I was little. They were like, oh no, the police is gonna come and get us. And I always question why.
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Nah, she tells you the right thing Heather. So don't leave that lot under your car.
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Bro my mama would be literally yelling at me from the front legs so loud that I can turn it off while I'm just trying to tie my shoe
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To be honest same but I am I had to look it up to make sure that you weren't lying to me because I thought it was illegal
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Don't answer on my own ha ha no shut your ass up
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Wait a minute what mama whoa whoa wait a minute you're telling me that's not illegal oh hold on
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Bro I was about to say that that's the first thing that came to mind
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But why though like are we going to crash the car
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So my mama used to tell me like how do I switch my high slavery for me because it's part of bias you but she just told me we came on a pilgrim ship with Christopher Columbus like what the fuck whole time we came on its leaves have not even know
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I want you to make that noise in bed with me
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Use the stairs hall
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I'm not gonna login no disrespect whatsoever but like you saw Maslow
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OK I least you call me slow and then you think I'm slow right I wouldn't make such a bold undefined statement without an explanation you sound dumb talk about you sound slow explain why it sounds like you don't have a reason to just say shit
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Are you talking with your friends like damn those white people and shit hello what are you talking about he bought us on the boat what you mean
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Bro, I was Christopher Columbus added to that, like, come on.
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Girl you know you don't talk like that stop it
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Girl, you want me to go like this or something? Like, come on. I'm trying to be quiet.
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Girl, you obviously too young for this app. You need to get off this app. Bye
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My mom lied to me by saying I love you
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I'm not even gonna lie that's kind of that's that's sad, bro That is sad.
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Never lied to me she just never told me she love me either damn
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Ari, they're in your walls. I've been trying to tell you. I've been trying to get to you. They are in your walls, on the floorboards, in the ceiling, in the attic. You gotta run.
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Same girl I just got trauma in my Parent issues bro not just daddy and mommy issues both man I am Maria yet but yet your love
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Got cut off but I was saying you're loved and it's true by me this random stranger who's telling you that you're fine this is your white man nothing wrong with your little positivity goes along way I guess
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Hi it's me again but I want to say this now that you are loved all right and I know it doesn't mean much coming from me but I see Ende and as a friend possible friend you're loved by
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You are love to
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lol
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Day...
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I'm in your ass.