What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My mom told me that she made this song drunk and love only for me to find out like just recently that it was made by Rihanna so yeah.

My mom always used to say Right I have four

That grape jelly came from rabbits.

I'm gonna do big things when I grow up.

My mom always wanted me to play sports and then when I asked if I could be in gymnastics, she told me she couldn't afford any injuries but then I proceeded to still play like four sports. Also, she used to tell me she could see a red dot on my forehead every time I lied.

My mom told me she was going to call Santa Claus if I didn't be good.

Actually they didn't lie to me about anything not saying enough to two fairy I even a Easter bunny like and because of that I will go to school just being an ass woman is at years old being like you know Santa is not real right you guys are being lied to

My mom told me that it was illegal to have the middle light in the car on and said that we're going to get pulled over if I turn it on for even a second.

That she gave birth to me

My dad told me he was coming back. I haven't seen him in over 15 years.