What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My dad told me it's supposed to hurt when he's fucking my butt, but apparently it's not so.

My dad said he's going to he's going to buy some milk and he never came back bro

My mom told me that babies came out of a cabbage patch form.

One lie my mom would tell me is when she would take my birthday money and say, oh, I'll hold it for you so you don't lose it. I never saw that shit again.

Show my mommy to tell me in the store if I put down that toy or something like that that whoever adult was around like she'd be like oh that man right there is going to take you

babies fall off from the sky that's where they cry That was so un-big, stupid life.

Cuz my mama used to be like, I ain't gonna hit you. Soon as you did some cuss she slapped the black off me cuss

My parents told me yes Santa was real. Santa is not real.

My she tell me that the tooth fairy zero Santa was real man fuck all the fuck to fill a bitch ass or me and then fuck Santa to the whole ass Nager fat ass white ass jolly ass Knigge beat his ass

That when I crossed my eyes it would stay like that bro. I crossed my eyes everyday it does not stay like that. like that they junk and they just didn't want me to look weird.