What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

My mom but eat my snack sometimes when I was at home and I feel like did you eat my snacks cause I obviously saw there was a loss and should be like no

Have y'all bitches ever heard of the fucking boogie man?

Ha ha ha, nah, she really lied to you. She said, nah, you were in the slave, what? You were another. Puah! Puah, puuh! Bleh, blah, blah, blah.

I love you.

I've listened to most of these comments and some are funny and others are like weird But nobody said the biggest lie that most people hear that God is real or Jesus is real and he's gonna punish you.

that my dad is coming back.

Oh well my uncle had started a joke that I was actually black and that I just think I'm late when I look in the mirror and my mom kind of really played into it so first study three years I thought I was black

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My dad told me that 00000

Um, if you're acting bad, let it on. I was gonna get you and yeah, it's a myth, but it hasn't happened to me. I was acting bad as fuck when I was younger so