if it talked then i don’t even know

Wouldn't it just be a live-action movie of VeggieTales all over again?

I'd be talking about food 24-7 if it could talk.

I ain't gonna hold you, if we could ever fucking talk, oh hell no, I don't even wanna think about it, they just all gonna fucking scream, oh you're a bunch of piece of shit, you fucking cooked me buen asaroso, no, I don't wanna, no.

I would probably rather be talking to the food or be wearing headphones when I eat.

I wouldn't want to hear food talk to me while I'm trying to eat it.

That would have been yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!

Come on, bro. I don't want to hear my hamburger talking shit to me calling me a lame-ass bitch cuz I'm cooking his ass like Come on. I don't want to hear all those little pieces of popcorn Screaming their head off cuz they come into my mouth like At that point. I'm gonna just wear headphones while I'm eating come on

Brulette Eggplant You're already noised by the sea

Starve to death, cause that's fucking weird, hell nah.