I would rather talk to animals because I am not about to touch a dildo and know that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother used it, like, bitch. No.

i would rather know history of every object you touch because motherfucker i would rather be smart as shit because i could probably make a time machine and if you touch like old ancient shit you can know the history that other people never knew

Talk to animals 100%%

I would rather learn history because like you know you could you could see what you never thought you would see before like when I'm talking about you could see what you never thought you'd see before like you could actually teach somebody that you never knew and then literally find mysterious things that you touched and everything that you would know all in your human mind that would be so fascinating better than Albert Einstein it's just crazy like you will be the smartest person ever like I feel like I should get that.

Though I thought about this one, and this is funny because I was like, alright, if you were able to talk to animals, say you're just like chilling in your bed, right? You're like, oh, I'm gonna go to bed. So you go to bed, and then you hear a fucking roach. Hey, you motherfucker! You're squishing me! Hey! Yeah, you! And then you're just chilling, and you're like, what the fuck? Like, that shit is creepy. Like, you know, I would rather go with the first one.

because what the fuck i would pick uh the um every object you know the history because like imagine you touch a pillow oh wait never mind oh fuck never mind what the fuck

Are you a fucking stereo celebrity yet? Cause the b-roll in that shit is crazy as fuck.

talk to animals cuz I'm trying to find out why the fuck my gorilla looking ass sister just ate all my snacks like