so this kid right he died from masturbating 47 times but if i have in one day in one day in a row you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna beat that record and i'll die happy

Shit, if I only had 24 hours to live, I'd just kill myself. You know, to make it faster.

I'd probably kill myself, too.

bro bro i can't die a virgin i can't die a virgin i'm i'm gonna if i have 24 hours left to live i'm gonna become the most ran through hell i want to come i want to come i want to come i'm about to come i'm about to bust i would probably like i would get fucked get drunk and smoke some weed

Go to a bike meet because I've always wanted to be at one of those because I always see them But I've never like been to them Another is one at a gas station. They always have one. It's like every Friday Saturday night. They always have one down at a gas station That's close to my dad's house. It's the most bikes really nice. I tried to take a picture of one of them once But I couldn't get it

To be honest, I probably masturbate. I'm joking! Um, I probably watch like Netflix or something because I'm a lonely motherfucker and I have no friends.