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You can only save one. Your mom or your dad. Which are you saving? I know you're about the trauma dump, but go ahead.
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Jokes on you my mom is my dad because he's transfer by saving him I be saving her by saving her I'll be saving him
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What a fucking joke.
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How does it feel to get bullied all day in school?
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But I imagine somebody asks for your dad and a whole woman comes up, bro. That's just fucking embarrassing, bro
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The thing about a who's parent in their right mind goes trance, bro. I bet you're fucking gay. You just sound gay too. whirl
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Hang yourself.
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******.
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What the fuck did he do to you? Call me Tits!
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Where is your Strider?
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Felix, what did he do to you? God damn.
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Well I mean yesterday I asked my mom if she could buy me some McDonald's and she said no so it's gonna have to be dead
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It's either McDonald's or just Die. Mm-hmm.
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I'll just be girly and die you know
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If she don't get you that McDonald's, I'll kill her for you.
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But my daddy he was gone for nine fucking years he Pinot fucking child support fuck that hoe
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And CUI holy shit shut the fuck up *****
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My mom saved me so I'm saving my mom.
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My left noit!
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That's your little ass, little *****.
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Well, I don't have a mom so...
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You're just born without a mom or you would just adopt it.
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Fuck my dad. I'm saving my mama because she also spoils me so I don't know.
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My grandma, my grandma is my mama and my daddy.
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My father and then my father is gonna say my mother so I don't need to say both because they both have each other and smart
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Whatever daddy wants daddy gets whatever daddy wants cherry chips
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You'll wait, you sus.
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