Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I don't even fucking know dude, my guys have already been fucking making joke on me. Yeah, bye.

Hmm

Sing it in the sourest fun until you get a soap in your mouth. Then it's a soul, Bob.

Oh no that is gone

I know I ain't the only one who checked for that joke. Anyways, where do you go to learn how to make Sundays? It's a day school.

Alright so you heard of the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Yeah, pretty nice.

cow's nose crawlDER

For me, it's how you get a tissue dancing. You put a little bug in it. Uh uh uh uh uh uh?

My dad wasn't a humorous person so I can't think of a joke at the moment um oh shit the timer's running out oh my god three seconds