Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

A drunk guy at the bar looks over at the door and says, Hey man, look at that one-eyed cat coming in the bar. And his friend says, Man, that cat's not coming in the bar, that cat's leaving.

Okay, we call a cow with no legserting eyes, legs, ground beef kombu, ground beef, Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

so good because they work on many levels.

Um, um, it's not, how about them apples? I- it's not a dad joke, but it is what it is.

This post is so insensitive. What if someone didn't have a dad? Just like my friend, he doesn't have a dad. This is so insensitive and I can't believe you would even post something like this.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples, don't talk.

I got one. Oh, I have like four wheels and flies. A garbage truck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back a stick?

What do you call your dad at the doorstep? A hallucination! autistic third Uh. Uh.

They all call that high school. High school more like low school because you're always that you can love at some point.