Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? pretty nuts right?

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary it's cause it runs in your genes

Welcome to a fishing ship shop, I asked for a portion of the chips as I knew rock was a fishing ship shop, yeah? They got to be on the counter goes, you want some finger? I don't want no some finger, but I said no, I want solid vinegar. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh-uh.

I like forcing your voice how you say that your father left you and yeah, because, yeah.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stoo. HA! HA! HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Why is diarrhea genetic cause it runs in your jeans I'm sorry

Shit I don't know if I'm using my dad ever done said it was I'm a go get the milk

This isn't a dad joke bathrobe and they're the F and Orphan stancher family.

OK OK hang out with anyone what do you call a dog gets to the toilet And I guess as a poodle don't ask where I got that

Hey, why are black people scared of chainsaws? One, not gonna kill. That's a little línea-like pued. So many of them! Uh, that's the point. I could've made after m