Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Forever to Eddie wants dirty gets

What do you call a deer with no eyes no idea

Um, best dad joke. my dad creating me.

Okay, so the elephant comes to the camel and the elephant sighs, Why do you have two bulbs? And the camel says, I don't want to have a dick in her face. Ah! Yeah

Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna give you my best dad joke ever, ever, ever. So guess what? I fucked to death last night. Oh, showstopper.

What does it take in the Eiffel Tower have in common They're both parents sides Hi

What do you do to make a tissue dance? You're fucking nutting it! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Your dad is so big when I was Bellantoni that they were horrible

Alright, check it. Hey girl, you wanna be my cigarette girl? Because I want to put your butt in my mouth.

Notice how the best bitches have no dads or have daddy issues yeah