Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

All right I got when I got when I got what I am Oh shit I forgot OK OK OK what do you call a hotdog in the freezer and chili dog

Where are American Sabetta just because the last two dollars

What do you call someone with no body and no nose nobody knows

Do you if you see a bear in the woods you bear with it

I like my curry burritos I like this I like girls I have big cooties

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

You know I used to know someone's used to do the hokey pokey but he turned himself around that's what it's all about

The last week my uncle arm lost both of his right limbs his right arm and his right leg got taken off during surgery and at least I can see if I was happy I met you but I'd be a quarter of a man

What is a dentist's favorite time to work? 230

What do you call fish in the eye?