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Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section
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Hey Peter! What do you call the lions? Liars. Yeah!
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Oh
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other one's a busty crust station.
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it's funny
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Alright guys, um, I have the best one. Um, what do you call it? Gummy bear with no legs. Dead. Hahahaha Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Bro just stop like you're not fucking funny like that voice is so fucking corny dude kill yourself
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I want to apologize for my last voice memo that was way out of pocket of me I hope you're having a good life um I'm sorry man is I'm really sorry and I don't know what got into me
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I am I hope you accept my apology don't don't kill yourself because you have a lot to live for I'm sorry man all right I'm gonna go now if you need anything hit me up all right
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The reason why my laugh sounded like that is because like I was laughing like with my arm over my mouth.
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Shut the fuck up shut up shut the fuck up
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Good morning gonna be some beans are the greens out
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What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
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You can unscrew a light bulb and a braiding lady, I think. Now, do you know what I think?
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Hey what happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass what you hit rock bottom
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hughes.
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I don't know what a dad joke is, got motherfucka dead. But, what do you call a dope made out of watches? A waste of time.
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bye.
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