Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

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So you could drink some beer root beer drink it drink it or how you got taller be real with misery drink drink

What do you do to make a tissue dance? put a little bug in it

Statistics say that a man gets stabbed every five seconds in the United States. Poor guy.

I got another one. So a blind man walks into a grocery store with his dog and he swings the dog around his head and the grocery worker is like, What are you doing? And the man says, just looking around.

Yeah I listen to my best dad to our bed I am very what the fuck is that big fat hockey motherfucking fat bitches that's my dad's Joe.

All right so why was hook such a good gardener because he has a green thumb

Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes.

Eight which color cheese that ain't yours nacho cheese bread

Without the butter out the window To see a butterfly