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The men on here are so mean, so I'm not even gonna ask y'all to rate me, but would you take me on a date? Because I'm single and ready to mingle!
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Hello, reporting from Russian submarine, staying very next to the Boston coast, probably 100 kilometers. How about short stay? I don't have a lot of time. I drink vodka every day.
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You sound a little too far, sir. You sound like you're in the middle of I don't even know where you wouldn't even be able to take me out of there.
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Baby, did you ever had a date on the Russian submarine? Obviously not. We will go and drink vodka, but not for too long. I have only five hours
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I've seen you in like five different things like what the fuck
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Every single reply I'm in, I see you!
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Bro, I see you on every one of these things, but you remind me of Abby from Monster Eye.
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Zeta Java know you have not been in the Russian submarine stop messing with my Russian brother he is enjoying the liberties of the Internet freedom back in Russia too much censorship my cousin in Moscow no Internet Joe's vodka
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The accident got it
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Putin! Putin! Putin!
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So you are in a submarine right now so I'm a Polish African-American so I'm a bit scared to eat to be honest
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You kind of remind me my school janitor not gonna lie
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You must have had one fine night school janitor then.
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Hey let me hit girl I might be 15 but we can keep it a secret
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takz ki pat
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You little boys are so funny. I just y'all are entertaining. Okay?
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Fuck these men, I'll take you on a date.
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건� upgrades
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Thanks girl, I appreciate the love because some of the guys on some of these replies have been so mean. Like not necessarily mine but the other people I just wanted to join the wave, but thanks for showing love girl.
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That's gay.
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Oh AHHHHHH! Oh, what?
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Man, fuck you too!
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You know why? Because we focus on ourselves. We stay true to that and we don't let any woman tell us what to do or get in our heads. We're literally Bateman. We're fucking Sigma.
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Bro shut the fuck up with that corny ass fucking shit, bro
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Cause you're so lame ass up
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That's what I'm saying!
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You shut your ass. That's a fucking Caleb Dober? Who the fuck is that?
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Nah girl, don't look at the haters cuz you look so freaking pretty like your hair did it like no shade period and your eyelashes, it's like period makeup or done and slayed, you know, and how fits cool.
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Thank you so much bro. Let me see if Amos international woman's day like I'm here I'm so here for the love I am so here for it thank you so much
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Pir alarms, 19th
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Yeah, sure. I'll clear my schedule up for that.
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM Oh
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Lila, what what is this noise? Was that necessary? For real?
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ァ
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How did both he is well you're not Bagans the fuck are you
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Oh, you feeling insecure? That's alright. They're insignificant anyway, so I won't bother.
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Yeah sure I'll clear up my schedule for that ha ha ha
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My such a Keith Sweat sound an ass up
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Apparently you're boring as ain't got nothing else to do. You are literally the definition of a low life. I ain't got no time for you
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And the bum ass ***** award goes to... This bitch ass *****
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Wow, bro, that was so original. It's your old answer.
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Yeah, my house is always free.
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Dang I said take me out on a date and I take me to your living room I don't comes up here with us on the first day so you don't have to try a little better than that but it's off of fighting games anyway so at least he say yeah
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I don't mind a little chocolate.
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I am weak as hell at this fake-ass deep voice, but a lot of people don't mind chocolate, baby.
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What you talking about? There's no fake deep voice. EEEE
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Some reason you like you make some good pasta or mashed potatoes or anything in general
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Well I do like to cook so you're on something girl you are onto something OK cause I know how to throw down in the kitchen
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I mean, you look pretty mature as in over 30, but I would take you on a date, but just know I'm a young and so you feel me? I'll be fucking around too much sometimes.
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How young are we talking? Because I'm not even 30 yet, so chill out. But I have dated young before. I'm not going to say I had the best experience in the world, but I wasn't against it, at least not at first.
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Now I was kidding about you looking mature. I just wanted to act stupid and yeah, that's just how I am but um, I'm 22 and And I wouldn't say that's super young, but I also wouldn't say that's that old yet. So yeah, I'm like in between.
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bro what the fuck
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Um... You have me so confused right now, I'm not even gonna lie.
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Look, look, so I take you on a date. Be ready by 8, I'll come pick you up. We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes.
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All right Zay I will be way in 8 o'clock sharp Leave sassy how it goes y'all going out here being a cougar because I looked in your bio and it says you're 19 two so what's going on
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I mean a beautiful older woman. I'm not ashamed about it.
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Aww, see the young boys is giving me all the love today. I'm here for it. Thank you for the compliment, but just like I told D-Way down there, he's also 19, I believe. Y'all too young!
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