I can definitely swim I learned really had a swim swim when I was like 10 or 11 because I took swimming lessons as a child and I learned how to float and I could move like 2 in./h in the water but that's really not swimming this is kind of fucking flailing but swimming like actually using technique probably 10 or 11 my mom taught me and I had you know I just kept kind of doggy paddling until eventually you know start putting more elbow grease into it arm then I'll learn how to dive under and I swim backwards and I do flips and I am basically Michael Phillips at this point

No. And I am white, okay? Okay, listen, I can't say I'm black because that's a lie, but I also can't fucking swim. And it's funny. It's really, really funny because my legal name is Michael Phelps. Yup. This is so stupid.

Hell no I can't swim push been a ligament ground man of my fucking Jason from Friday the 13th

My sister tried to drown me one time so I had to learn it was like five

Honestly I'm black and I don't think I can swear pride to be honest I'm like five or something and I can't swim 5 feet nothing no I cannot swim

There's a reason why I have a mom and her she's a wreck very very upset they are over here earlier we I want to say this word really really obsessed and I am overprotected with me and she's she wanted me learn to swim and she she too scared of my drive myself in the water so yeah That's my reason

I can't swim to save my life, I don't know about you people, but if I try to swim or drown instantly, I'll turn into that little submarine thing that drowned over the Titanic the other day bro. Oof.

Alright listen, I can swim but like not very good. I think it's cuz I'm like 3% black. That's a joke, I'm not actually 3% black.

I learned how to swim when my brother put me in the pool and grabbed my sister shirt so didn't wanna start suffocating me so I started swimming And then before that my dad threw in the pool and I had to suffer myself I'm alive

nah bro I'm a fucking ****** I can't swim for shit nah bro I'm getting I'm whiter than a sheet of printing paper I can swim real fucking good anyways I got a fucking whole ass pipe bomb up my asshole

I am black so can I swim now what Eicke like twiggy paddle like I could I can't seem to save my life but I could leave I don't know