They're low-key kind of fat if you really think about it like if we think about it technically what's really stopping me from crawling between their legs and just grabbing a handful of those big black bear nuts and just hanging on and just tugging on them like I'm a squid game and I'm just tugging them back like a slingshot I just let go and it hits them and they cry like what's stopping me who gonna stop me not the bear

I really don't like polar bears, you know? Because one time I had a dream about a polar bear. And it scratched my back. And you know that feeling when something cold hits your back? That was like the reaction. So yeah, I really don't like polar bears.