I don't know why the hell I thought of this, but I thought it was funny. Okay, so you are literally forced to fart every five minutes for the rest of your life. You can choose to have silent but smelly as hell farts silent but deadly farts or your farts will have absolutely no smell, but they will be loud as fuck every time you fart. What are you choosing?

I would ask my partner what would she choose and I will choose the opposite of what she chooses that way we can balance our lives a little bit you know

I'ma had to go with the silent one, cuz I can just go stand in the middle of a crowd and watch the terror unravel and nobody would know who it was.

Bro, loud farts are a talent bro. I'm gonna make money off of that shit. You know what I mean? Like, like, like, I can go on American Got Talent and do that shit, but stinky fart? That ain't good at all.

Every five minutes, I think I would do it aloud but don't smell.

On silent but deadly

I guess silent but deadly?

Definitely gonna fill out. I would have everybody look at, look around like, who the fuck was that?

I will just silent but deadly. And if it's happening, I definitely blame somebody else. That's not my fault, that's his or her or they.

Silent but deadly. Yeah. Because then you still have to wonder who it came from.

Loud or no smell, because I can always move somewhere where people can't hear it.