All right, here's a weird one to start your Monday off. Some dude comes up to you. He has a pair of glasses in one hand and a hat in the other hand. You can imagine whatever the glasses or hat looks like is up to you. Once you put on one of these items, whether it's the glasses or the hat, you're never allowed to **** ** *** in public. Anytime you're seen by anyone else, you have to either be wearing the glasses or the hat for the rest of your life. What are you choosing? Glasses or hat?