I don't know why the hell I thought of this, but I thought it was funny. Okay, so you are literally forced to fart every five minutes for the rest of your life. You can choose to have silent but smelly as hell farts silent but deadly farts or your farts will have absolutely no smell, but they will be loud as **** every time you fart. What are you choosing?

Damn, I wish you had a third choice where it could be loud and stinky. Cause I would choose that shit.

Silent but deadly.

shit I don't ******* know I guess loud farting or smell what

Bro, what? I mean, obviously the silent one. I mean, I don't care if it's stank, bro. Like, what?

I mean either way you gonna be the center of the room so um hmm I'm gonna go with loud but now smell

Yeah I'm gonna have to go with lab and no smell as well you can cover it sound better than coverups now Nobody wants to be in a room it's gonna be cleared by that

Wow a man that people respect that

Silently.

I'm choosing loud. It'll just be a like a personality quirk, like new characteristic. I might even make some money off of it

Oh, how about you guys, but mine be smelling like Hiroshima. Them Chinese bombs. Pfft.