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Forced to join the military, which branch you choosing?

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Alright, so World War III pops off. You get drafted. For all the girls here, just pretend that you got drafted too. What branch are you joining? What branch of the military? The Army? The Marines? The Navy? The Coast Guard? Or the Air Force? Which branch are you joining if you're forced to join the military for four years of your life?
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The branch I'm choosing is prison I'm going to jail I am fucking going to the military to kill people buy shit that I ain't got nothing to do it or the dark over a country I don't like my black ass anyway so jail please thank you
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Chill out. This country definitely loves your black ass.
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I like your answer. Good one.
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Um, Erica, I'm not sure which country we're referring to, but they only like me when I'm performing, you know what I'm saying? When I'm entertaining, they don't like me when I'm standing up for my rights and speaking my mind as an intelligent black man.
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I don't know that that's true my God because I know so many intelligent black men strong independent working and taking care of their families doing well so I don't know maybe
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And America loves them brothers I mean blessing them every single day they don't have any kind of problems no problems with the police no problems with nobody they just take care of their family so I don't know I guess maybe like I said
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No I like all seriousness Eric if you coming out here sitting America Les a black man you're making a mockery of the black man you making a mockery of everything we go through and I'm at the ask you to please stop because I can't take anything that you say serious right now like please Erica please stop
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This is the thing that kills me is when a black man is telling you something how he feels you're trying to tell me about an outlier about what you're seeing and I'm telling you within the black community as a black man that is not true sorry it's not that's
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Again though, you're only one black man in America. I know plenty of black men in America that are doing well. My daddy was a black man in America and he did well. I know plenty of them. So again, you're only one black man in America.
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There's literally two sides of being black in America. There's either The successful side or there's the gutter side there's and that's it So which one are you the good are on the good side or you in the gutter side? That's all I
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So I'm sorry you feel that way that America hates all black people but I feel like the successful black folks are getting all the love and all the gutter black folks are exactly where they at in the gutter. You really should read this book I'm reading it's called Uncivil War.
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Going straight to the salvation army my dude.
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I'm joining a space for us fuck all them other motherfucking shit I wanna go to outer space
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Bro, you sound like high as shit.
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This is a good question. I'm actually going to listen to the answers that other people are saying because I always wonder what was the best branch of the military. People have told me the Navy, but I need to look into that.
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Ha ha, respectfully I ain't no pussy. So I'm gonna join the Marines, nigga. I'm a really, I'm a dog. I'm a really be in that motherfuckin' real shit. Real talk.
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Yo yo yo yo yo, I agree my guy, I agree, we got that dog in it man, you know we killin' she like WROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFWROFW
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Hey gang, I ain't even gonna lie to you, as a former Marine, I'm going straight to the Air Force. That shit in there hard, my boy. They got the shittiest equipment, trust me. Come with me, Air Force, we good over here.
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Respectfully, anybody that chooses the Air Force is pussy. You mad pussy?
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Gang, trust me. You don't want to think about it like this. You're gonna go out there, your equipment gonna break on you. That shit happen all the fucking time. MVG's is ass from the Marine Corps, bruh. They don't even have their own money. They get it from the Navy.
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Honey, there will be no World War III. Everybody's got buttons, everybody's got nukes. Push a button, kaboom. Not even a point to get dressed up in a uniform. Dressed what? A beer?
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No respectfully, let them send one of them nukes. Let that nuke be something that's like earth changing. I guarantee you, every citizen that's affected by that is going to march and they're going to hold blood.
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I'll just have to act disabled so I don't get drafted.
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Just from experience, I would say the Navy. I'm a Vietnam Air Effect and that would be about the safest place most times.
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I choose a Navy and then Air Force.
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