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Alright, so World War III pops off. You get drafted. For all the girls here, just pretend that you got drafted too. What branch are you joining? What branch of the military? The Army? The Marines? The Navy? The Coast Guard? Or the Air Force? Which branch are you joining if you're forced to join the military for four years of your life?
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Yeah, I'll do the Air Force. Usually gonna be a tech and some airports surrounded by good food and a place to sleep and that's it.
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Well this time around, hey what's up everybody it's Queen Felani here from the Melon 9 Podcast. This time around, because I did the Army, I do the Air Force. Yeah yeah yeah coming for you.
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That's an interesting thing man, like I'm already in the military so my point would all be like that the draftees are going first because I'm not gonna get killed because of them. Like you guys, I'm gonna put you first and I'm not gonna be nice and all this other crap because I'm not gonna get killed because of them.
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I joined the air defense. If you need defense, I will be there.
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Nah, *****, I'm playing COD Mobile. That's why I'm joining.
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I'll choose none of them.
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I'll drain the apples
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The REF.
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What is an REF? It... Abuse!
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I would pick anything but the moment they trained me for firearms like shooting range, I would shoot myself in the head.
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I'd rather die before I sell out to the military.
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I'm pretty sure you just have to claim a religious exemption then, my bro.
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I'm going into the army baby. Ooh, ah
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