So this just happened a few minutes ago. I'm in a children's hospital with my wife and son because he's been having severe asthma issues. My wife is laying in the bed with my son on top of her and I've just been sitting in one of the chairs nearby. As people kept coming in, I noticed some rather odd looks from them. Some mumbling and some more odd looks. I figured I had some food on my face or something and didn't think too much of it. Suddenly I'm sitting there reading something on stereo when my wife looks at me and says, what's that between your legs? I looked at him and there's a pink ball between my legs. Confusion quickly turns to shock as I realize the pink ball is one of MY balls. One of my testicles is literally hanging out of my pants and is sitting on the seat. I don't have a spare pair of pants here so now I'm just sitting with my legs tightly together like I'm wearing a skirt and praying my son doesn't stay here long.