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Seasons greetings. Stay tuned for Stereo's very own voice coach, Sinking Flat, performing live at the Black House for our third annual holiday concert. Peace be still. See you on Friday. It's a movement. Tap that notification. Be there for the glow up at the Black Tie Affair. Peace be still.
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Black Tie Affair. Do I wear a hoodie with a black tie? Do I wear a white turtleneck with a black tie? Do I wear a swimming suit with a black tie? Or do I wear those black shorts underwear with a black tie? Black tie. Black tie.
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Rata-data, you know what, because you're the king of the castle, you don't even have to wear a black tie. All we need you to do is take your clothes off!
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All jokes aside, I really love this jazzy vibe with the way you're talking over the music and the whole jazz thing. I think it really sets the tone for a classy black tie affair. Yeah, I hope you do some of that on the day of. Do you plan to do that on the day of the show?
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So, Queen Black, I will be sure to share this announcement on my social media platforms. I love this version. Again, I told you, I love this version of you speaking in the jazzy and all of that. It definitely sets the tone. And I'll be sure to include the part about how to dress, what the dress code is, Blacktar Avatar Affair. Yep.
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White, thank you, voice coach. I appreciate that. You don't know how much that means to me, especially coming from you. You've definitely empowered me and encouraged me quite a bit to play with my voice a little bit. So thank you so much, Queen. I appreciate you so much. And feel free to use the soundbites how you see fit. All right. It's a movement using music. Much love, Queen.
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Is this a funeral or holiday variety show? I mean, I could use an answer on that. Let's go, let's go. Got a cold. Anyway, answer my question.
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Now, ratta-datta, I promise you, it will most definitely be a funeral if you bring those emo energies to this holiday extravaganza. Stop playing with me, Anchorman! Behave yourself, naman. Mina, don't make me get granny panties on that ass.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. How come you don't tell Sally B to take her clothes off? I mean, I'm pretty sure that would be more attractive, you know? Yeah, yeah, let's try that. Sally B, you ready for that?
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Now, ratta-datta, I don't want to make anybody's eyes bleed at the party. Now, Queen Black, on the other hand, she loves to walk around naked. She told me she loves to walk around naked, and she loves for people to scrub her while she's naked, so she should show up naked. Yeah, that's what I think. Do they have a naked avatar for this?
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Oh, I don't know, I don't know about that. I can use a little bleeding in my eye sockets, maybe it'll clear my eyesight. I don't see very well these days, but if you can make my eyes bleed, yes, yes, absolutely. Let's go, singing flat, let's go.
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Right now, y'all senior citizens, be careful what you ask for. Don't be careful what you ask for because you know I will pull up butt ass naked. You already know. Granny panties be spinning blocks. I don't have no problem coming to the concert naked. Let's go.
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Well, I only got one thing to say, sin is believing, so let's go.
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Now I know god damn well that's not Queen Black coming through that Mickey Mouse voice. Come on Queen. You know better than that. Come through. Come through. Come through Queen.
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Well, I tell you, there's an old tip about running around naked. Well, the tip goes like this. Never fry bacon naked. But naked is the answer. Let's go! Naked, yeah!
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Matter of fact, pull up in that corner right there, yeah right there, right there, yeah I need to get out and get my god damn beauty rest, yeah I said it, beauty rest. So y'all can continue with the shenanigans all night long, but I'm going to get my beauty rest. See ya, hate to be ya.
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Hey, Green Black, there's a saying that you and I know, personally we know this, give it a rest! I need my beauty sleep, like now, right now.
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These damn senior citizens have truly gone wild in the soundbites. Good night, Dada.
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