Me, personally, I'm letting him eat my butt, but I don't know, that might just be me.

Of course

Can I pit that down? I said, can I pit that down? Can I pit that down?

Man, of course I'm letting him in, he cute as fuck.

Bro ring the doorbell and rizzed me up like I cannot pass him he's coming inside I'm smashing on the floor on the door everywhere except for the kitchen table

It looks like his name is Cupcake.

That dog name probably Princess, too, but I'm not gonna lie, that dog could probably harvest all my organs as soon as I let it inside, and I would still think it's cute.

That dog has such polite manners, like, bro, he's way better than any guy I've been with and he's a dog, like, my boyfriend just walked through the door, he screamed at him, like, you know, he just, he just comes in and sits down and is like, you know, fuck off, this dog's like, sat here waiting patiently, like, bro give me them eyes, a lot of cars are coming in and we're gonna have some tea and biscuits and they can watch movies together.