Bruh, there's legit no words that can even explain this. At this point, guillotine isn't even an accurate description, bro. This is crazy. I don't think I can even handle that, bro, properly, you feel me? That's not even okay, that's a lethal weapon. You need to go to jail, ma'am. Whoever you are, you need to go to jail, just know that.

I'ma respectfully hate, you know, respectfully. I'ma ask you respectfully, you have my free page. Respectfully.