I'm scared

I don't know what that was supposed to be for night, but free Britney, free Britney!

I'm glad that one of her fans stepped up and didn't leave her out there hanging by herself. She's provided so many years of entertainment for us. You don't just throw people away. We still like Britney. We're just wondering, you know, why are you always playing to that camera like that, girl? Go on and go on tour. All right, bye.

That dance looks dangerous.

oh my god what an ugly boy butt shape where's the femininity where's the girl part you can't make up for a body with hair and a smile that's just not gonna get it the bikini won't even fit on her look at it jesus

30 days till Michael comes home to Haddonfield. 30 days for Michael to get organised. 30 nights of Mike getting ready. What is Michael Myers? Is he a ghoul? Is he a zombie? I don't know what that was supposed to be for night.

Britney, what's going on, man? What's going on? I seriously hope them doggies tasted good and I hope you seasoned them well. I hope you had a nice sauce for them as well. What kind of sauce would you use for doggies? Like pepper sauce? Cajun? Yeah, they'd have done well spicy, them kind of dogs, but yeah. But Britney, yeah, the body's still there. Yeah, you've still got a good body though, Brits. I'll say that, but yeah. Them dogs though. Dog soup, yeah. Not my kind of tea.