See, that's what your ass get. Stare off thy damn counter.

Hey, who, uh, who put them cabinets up, because that, that's a strong-ass door and that's a strong-ass knob, and I need some of that type of stuff in my rental properties, um, so whoever, you know, you know these people, let me know, because man, I need a cabinet builder, a real one, and whoever built that is a real G, because that thing withstood all that annoying weight.

Didn't y'all wanna tell y'all asses to stay the fuck off the damn counter? But now y'all asses don't wanna fuckin' listen and do this dumb shit.

Stupid bitch

Imagine the massive wedgie that she must have gotten. Bro.

Strong ass cabinet!