Drake I just want to let you know that you're a good person and you're one of my favorite rappers kind of in a way yeah because uh you make a lot of sense in your music anyways I really really appreciate what you did bro you got a big heart and I love that in somebody I wish there were more people like you Drake by the way I just sold all my furniture bro can I get like some food stamps or something bro

Drake, Drake, I just want to say, um, I sold my booty, my floppin' hoppin' lumpin' and dumplin' booty to come to your concert. So is there any way you can help me out and help me get a new booty transplant? Because my booty's like flat now. I don't have one no more. They beat it off, bro. I'm telling you. I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah. Drake, I mean, uh, Jake, come stay with me.