No, honey, it's not about the amount of bacteria or germs you have in your hands It's about the type of bacteria and germs that they have discovered and this hand sanitizer is good to fight against them They don't know how nasty your hands are so they cannot tell you they kill 99.9% of the germs that are in your hands Some of you don't even wash your hands after you use the bathroom You use your that you hold your dick and you don't even wash your hands or you wipe your ass You don't even wash your hands so they cannot say it's about

what's this meme bro this is such an unfunny meme bro i've heard it like a million times now bro

well actually technically if you use it twice after killing 99.99% of the germs you're just killing 99.99% of that 0.01% germ like if you really think about it

That's because it only kills certain types of germs, 99.9% of types of germs.

I think the myth behind it is that it kills 99.99% of all types of germs. I mean, you can take the emotes out of Amazon Rainforest and take it to like some freakin' disease they're gonna go in or something. It's like, ah, freakin' punk. You think you're freakin' amazing you can hurt people? No. I got the 99.99% of germs. You're dead. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.