Ah, now it's time for another scene from Kung Pao Enter the Fist. Now then, Master Payne has heard rumor that the Chosen One was spotted in town. Do what he says or I'll cut off your big toe. On that you can trust me. Let him hear it. Heh heh heh. Oh, that's tender. That is tender. Heh heh heh. Master Payne. Thank you. I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass. Nyeh heh heh. Nyeh heh heh. Enough. Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name Betty. Nyeh heh heh. But isn't Betty a woman's name? Woo ya. Easy, easy. We don't want to lose any more toes here. You'll have to excuse Master Payne, uh, Betty. It's twelve o'clock and time for his nap. Heh. Betty. Hmm. Sleepy time. Come along. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.