forgive me father for I have sinned how long has it been since your last confession my son uh mother to I can't be right as you come to think of it don't think ever been in confessional yeah first time for everything huh oh yeah yes yes well let's proceed tell me what's on your mind where to begin so many wrongful things huh and cancel cultures after me it's all right hold it right there no judgment here okay okay well I cheated on several tests to get my pilot license I pinched a loaf a few times in public pools that looks like floating Snickers bars for everyone evacuate yeah then I bash mailboxes with my friends from time to time we get drunk and stupid and Peter Griffin such a dumbass cuz one time he almost flung me out the back of the car window when he was swerving and then I banged every lady in any place you could think of and plus I'm not a religious person I just go to church from time to time and hit up the ladies and eat some of that delicious bun cake got any more well I appreciate your honesty despite being unpleasant the Lord can forgive you my son do you have anything else you want to confess as a matter of fact I do father the other night I snuck into this house and thought of my baby mama's place but turned out there were multiple sexy ladies there that call themselves the sisters I had a gangbang with ten of them and one of my favorites was sister Christy Miranda and Janet oh god oh I'm sorry wait did you say sister Christy Miranda and Janet yeah funny you should mention those names because those are the names of my wives you were in my house weren't you oh look at that happy hour John Hooters bye come back here you bastard