Hey, just for clarification, you know what I'm saying, the motherfucker, I was motherfucking stretching, you know what I'm saying, I was on the floor stretching and this big motherfucker, he's still got it, you know, he's not chipped enough, he's still got his balls and all that shit, but this motherfucker comes out of nowhere with a motherfucking face, shit's wild bruh, shit's wild.

Bonerman beyond the bonerverse.

What the hell? Oh my god, no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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If this really happened to you, you liked it, you received it, you wanted it, and you enjoyed every moment of it, you sick fuck.

blonde cow posted that fucking video I still remember that shit that that stuck

What? Huh? How? What? Ahem!

you

My name is Dr. Spider-Man.

The dog's just trying to return the favor.

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