I swear, this was the best freaking turkey sandwich that I had ever had in my life. But, I had a little trouble picking it up because literally everything just fell out of it. But I was able to shove my face right down into the middle of this thing and I took the biggest **** I could and I just... Nom nom nom nom nom.

Frenchie, that sandwich looks amazing, like if you could teleport another version of that sandwich to me right now, I would pay you for it. Like oh my god, that looks bomb.com. It's got like all of the right sauces. I can tell that's not a dry sandwich. I hate dry sandwiches. That looks good. Can you describe in detail what that tasted like, if that's not weird?