I was sleeping at my friend's house and I was so hungry so I ate the moldy cheeseburger that was sitting under her bed and the next morning she asked me where I went and I blamed her on the rats that were in her room.

Word, me too. Me too, bro. That happened to me one time. I was starving to death, so I had to eat it. I had to eat it.

I got ketchup mixed with lettuce, cheese, cause every time I wake up in the morning, I got burgers on my mind. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, fries, lettuce, and number nine in all these yummy burgers, tasty, trying to get me off my grind. But I can't let them do it, I got burgers on my mind. Bitch, I got burgers on my mind. I got burgers on my mind. I got burgers on my mind.

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you

Did you get food poisoning? Oh my gosh, are you okay? Oh my gosh.

Honestly bro, how did it taste?

I'm sorry. Did you I'm sorry. Did you just say it was moldy? You could have went into her kitchen and got something to eat like a normal human being But no you decided to eat the moldy cheeseburger. Why was there a moldy cheeseburger in the first place? And how are you like how How are you even okay? I don't know if you're okay

Oh, you left one part out, and then the cheesebreaker bit you back.

Ewww, gah!