Muchas gracias, muchas gracias.

Good man, good man, keep the crotch critters at bay, wash your ass every day.

well that's a beautiful thing you know I imagine not everybody does but uh you know I think it's a I think it's a good place to start for having a good day yep my butt's clean

Well, that's really good because, you know, like my mammy done taught me, you know, keep the crotch critters at bay, wash your ass every day, right? So unless you want to be raising a whole troop of crotch critters down there, you got to be washing your ass every day.

Oh my god, you said turtle tank smelling crotches. Now that paints a whole picture, doesn't it?

Well thanks for asking, Meg. Yeah, yep, yep. I actually washed my ass twice, you know, the second time because, well, well, let's not talk about that. It's a little bit embarrassing. But anyway, yeah, you know, like my mommy taught me, keep the crotch critters at bay. Wash your ass every day.

Okay, okay, you're creating a little ecosystem down there, huh? What kind of critters are you harvesting so far?

Oh yeah, I gave that cornhole a good ol' scrubbin'. You know what they say, unless you go a knuckle deep, that shit ain't really clean.

Muchas gracias, muchas gracias amigo.

Man, I hate when that happens, you know, a little shart in traffic, you think it's just a fart, but then it comes bubbling up to the surface, like, damn it, you know, you know what I say, never trust a fart after 40, cause you know, right when you think it's safe, oh man, damn. Yeah, I mean, there've been days when I had to wash my ass three times, not gonna lie.

Right? Keep the crotch critters at bay, wash your ass every day.