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Did you wash your ass today hmm? Did you get in there and spray them booty cheeks and get in there and wash or did you let the water just trinkle down cuz that is not a wash you gotta spread them cheeks get in there with this with the towel and the soap and just scrub that ass down did you wash your ass today hmm hello
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Well, you see, I had done washed my ass two times because, well, I don't want to talk about it really, but yeah, two times.
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HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT?
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I HAVE MY SOAP AND WATER READY! DO IT! COME HERE!
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Yes.
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Good work. Good work.
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Thoroughly, my friend. Tis a dead issue.
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Now, do you also go like a knuckle deep when you're washing just to make sure everything's all nice and ship-shaped down there, you know?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, good job, good job. Way to work on that. Way to maintain that hygiene and that personal cleanliness.
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Oh Dave, I appreciate you for appreciating my cleanliness, yes, happy Tuesday!
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Some masses, you gotta pray for the masses. You gotta cleanse the masses with holy water so that it can cast out all you know, dark spirits lurking in that ass. You know what I mean? Yeah, so it works. Scrub-a-dub-dub that ass and uh... have that ass gleaming, shining.
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Oh, I like it. I like it. So not only a little scrub-a-dub-dub in the tub-a-tub-tub, but uh, you know, a little, uh, a little cleanse with some holy water, right? Get out those nasty bits.
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Did you wash yo ass today?
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No, you see I had washed it last Tuesday, so I'm good for a minute.
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Ah, what a great question, Dave. What a great question. Uh, seeing as how I was on stereo until fuckin' like 7 o'clock in the morning, and I woke up at like 11 a.m. It's 1245. I don't have to work. Feel like I'm dying. Not literally. Ah, but I'm having my coffee now. By the go-
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about to go get a bacon egg and cheese before I was so rudely interrupted I don't know if I'm leaving the house today man I really don't so I might not wash my ass today honestly I washed very thoroughly yesterday I may not leave if I leave definitely of course but may not leave then take a shower tomorrow morning you know
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You, my friend, win the Most Honest Reply Award.
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Shut the fuck up, bruh, shut the fuck up
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Ha ha ha ha, yeah, great question, yes.
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Perfect. Good job, good job. Way to go.
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