Cookies
By clicking “Fine”, you agree to the storing of cookies on your device to enhance site navigation, analyze site usage, and assist in our marketing efforts.
Fine
Learn more
Audio
Text
Add comment
I was going to say don't play with your food, but hey, if you're giving signals to your girl, let her know. It's about to be on and popping after breakfast. It is what it is.
3
1
Copy link to post
It's about, it's about to be on and poppin' like this yoke, girl. Know what I mean? Right? Like imagine being out to breakfast and looking across the table and just being like slap, slap, slap, poke with your sausage. Oh, God. Yeah. Fuckin' funny, right? Context is everything.
Reply
Copy link to post
Hello? Hello? This made me feel some kind of way. Just tapping by.
2
2
Copy link to post
And, like, it ain't nothing but a little food, but, well, you know, it looks delicious.
1
Reply
Copy link to post
Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed breakfast.
Reply
Copy link to post
Okay, first of all, uh, yeah, it's the sausage with the egg busting. Ya nasty! Ya nasty freak. I don't think of food looking at that. I think of some ass. I think of having sex. I think of busting a nut. Ya nasty! And another thing.
2
1
Copy link to post
Well, glad I could help, you know, hope it inspired you and yours to maybe get a little something going after breakfast, you know?
1
Reply
Copy link to post
First of all, I didn't even have to finish watching the video to let me know absolutely the fuck not is giving salmonella E.coli and some more shit if you don't cook that egg completely done Anybody got time?
2
Reply
Copy link to post
How are you? I hope you had a good day, I send you a greeting and a good post.
1
Reply
Copy link to post
See I do like my eggs basted but the way you kind of punctured the yolk there kind of made me think of something really dirty.
1
1
Copy link to post
Oh yeah, Frenchie, that was the whole point. Get your mind going somewhere else, right? Like you like your eggs basted. But you like your buns basted too, baby girl? Daddy needs to know.
Reply
Copy link to post
hello, happy tuesday, it looks so good, it has those eggs with sausage and nothing, I don't know
1
Reply
Copy link to post
Oh, shit! She's squirting! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Que loque! And another thing.
1
Reply
Copy link to post
Oh yeah, give me that food porn. Ooh, I love the way you move that sausage and that yolk. Oh, fuck.
1
1
Copy link to post
You like the little slap-slap of the sausage after the pop.
Reply
Copy link to post
Add comment
Related Posts
Livewire
Comedy Minutes with Livewire....Have ya been through something like this? 🛗💨🤢 If so, drop it in the comments!
1,518
1,518
50
Bego Davila
Que pensais de la plataforma de only fans?
1,548
1,548
64
The Nagenie
👑CC Jackson X Zendaya 💕 Keep it Right There....
258
258
29
Jikan
Spend some time in the land of darkness where the color spectrum is Blak baby!
133
133
41
TeeTee Lioness
Hmm
1,311
1,311
36
𓄅The G҇͐̊o͒̍͠á͒̐͌́͠T of fear
Omg 😬😳😆🤯!!️ #prank #pranks #stereo #fyp #viral #funny #comedy #trick #goldenshower #kink
1,262
1,262
33
By Kader
Hip Hopn Samples 6 / Making Off #ContentCreator #BlackBox #music #foryou #halloffame #battleroyal
690
690
25
Dɾҽαɱყ
🗳️Vote Dj Himothy 👑King of Stereo👑 If it aint him, then it aint it🙅🏽♂️💯🔥
4,118
4,118
23
LosCruz Lion King Of Stereo
Man I miss my villa in Dominican Republic. Home sweet home
1,541
1,541
56
Psych
Great advice ? #funny #funnyaf #advice
1,208
1,208
75
MHxMunchygremlin
At what age did you lose your virginity #MHx
322
322
31
Livewire
🎯50 years of Hip Hop! Tell me how hip hop made an impact on you! 🎤🎙️📻🎧🎵🎯
741
741
35
Eteʀꪀ𖦹 シ︎
"La cronofobia es un temor excesivo y desproporcionado al transcurso del tiempo, generando ansiedad y preocupación por el paso de los años."
462
462
28
Bunny Jay
Bunny Jay For Postmaster 🔥🔥#bunnyjay
1,773
1,773
78
Elevated Esquire
Ha yur doin😂😂😂😂 #trending #funny #ann
3,449
3,449
77
Twangyi
✨🎧��🎧One of my favorite albums: takk by sigur ros (song is Sæglópur) released in 2005 #music #SFX #KG #audioviced #fyp #icelandic #postrock #minamalism #clasical !go ahead & take a listen to it!✨🎧
2,135
2,135
52
Salmon, Zucchini && Quinoa w/Brown Rice💚🤎🤍 #karboncooking#foodie#fyp#stereo
1,142
1,142
34
Megstar RAP GODDESS
#megbars #mattybeats #rapgoddess #MM
2,229
2,229
53
MissCheezcake
Happy Friday 🤣🤣 #alabamabrawl #familymatters #fyp
2,772
2,772
33
M Spectacular
#stayspectacular #business #tbsmspec #momsofstereo #fyp #viral
5,837
5,837
66
Amor Frío - alí
208
208
37
English
© Stereo, 2025
Get the full experience on the Stereo app
Open app