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I was going to say don't play with your food, but hey, if you're giving signals to your girl, let her know. It's about to be on and popping after breakfast. It is what it is.
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It's about, it's about to be on and poppin' like this yoke, girl. Know what I mean? Right? Like imagine being out to breakfast and looking across the table and just being like slap, slap, slap, poke with your sausage. Oh, God. Yeah. Fuckin' funny, right? Context is everything.
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Hello? Hello? This made me feel some kind of way. Just tapping by.
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And, like, it ain't nothing but a little food, but, well, you know, it looks delicious.
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Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed breakfast.
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Okay, first of all, uh, yeah, it's the sausage with the egg busting. Ya nasty! Ya nasty freak. I don't think of food looking at that. I think of some ass. I think of having sex. I think of busting a nut. Ya nasty! And another thing.
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Well, glad I could help, you know, hope it inspired you and yours to maybe get a little something going after breakfast, you know?
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First of all, I didn't even have to finish watching the video to let me know absolutely the fuck not is giving salmonella E.coli and some more shit if you don't cook that egg completely done Anybody got time?
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How are you? I hope you had a good day, I send you a greeting and a good post.
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See I do like my eggs basted but the way you kind of punctured the yolk there kind of made me think of something really dirty.
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Oh yeah, Frenchie, that was the whole point. Get your mind going somewhere else, right? Like you like your eggs basted. But you like your buns basted too, baby girl? Daddy needs to know.
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hello, happy tuesday, it looks so good, it has those eggs with sausage and nothing, I don't know
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Oh, shit! She's squirting! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Que loque! And another thing.
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Oh yeah, give me that food porn. Ooh, I love the way you move that sausage and that yolk. Oh, fuck.
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You like the little slap-slap of the sausage after the pop.
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