First of all, I want to say I love the friends that tell the most unrealistic ass stories because I'll be really going on that journey with them and it should be funny.

yo shout out to that one friend that be making up the only stories man yo you could tell they lying right away because they hype and they like really convinced themselves that this happened yeah the stories they tell oh my gosh shout out to this post this is so good

Right, and the cops get away.

Dude, that sounds believable. Like, I mean, that sounds really... This is...

I look forward to the stories of this, of the said homie. For real, every time. It's like, it's like all of a sudden there was a deer bruh.

They can blisper. That ***** flying cause you know he lying. Stop it. Not you done got the cop car. Yup. I know people. I know people who do stories just like this. Just like this. And the only thing that probably happened was he got pulled over by the police just for a little ticket. None of this. You get what I'm saying? There's always one part of the story that's true.

Not the sleepover yo, yeah, that's new to me bruh, I ain't never heard that one, sleepover, sleepover, hey bruh this shit had me dying bruh, but yeah we all got them friends man, tell them fish stories man, you already know what it is man, okay, okay!

Oh yeah, shout out to that one friend. I think I do have a friend, actually, that's like that. As a matter of fact, he likes to over-exaggerate things, especially when I find out the true story.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hell yeah that's a fact, there's one in every bunch.