This just in. Spotted right where I want you. Hi Chris Gossip Girl here. I hear you used to love watching me on TV so you must feel honored you get the privilege of having me post you all over the internet. Sources tells me you're a coon, and I don't like rabies. The love isn't mutual. One narrative is created but that doesn't mean both parties aren't liars. I'm watching you Chris. Does that fill your fantasies? I know it fills mine. You know you love me XOXO Gossip Girl.

I see that you figured out that you can change your voice to a robot, but why don't you change your voice to a woman to match the whole costume girl thing? Just saying.

I am absolutely getting a kick out of this whole changing my voice to someone else's voice thing. Well technically they're not changing my voice, technically they are transcribing my audio and then playing that audio playing that text back into whatever voice.