Mirror, mirror, can we talk? I'm bad and a mad bitch, but it ain't my fault. Congratulations, Serenity, you've just made Gossip Girl. Oh, wait. That's me. I guess I was wrong about you, King D. I'll hand you your crown back. I hear you're leading a revolt. Watch out, Stereo, I fear there's a war coming. Told you Stereo was about to change, and I'll be watching from the shadows. As for you, Scorpion Queen told you my sting was worse than yours. That's two down and 998 more to go. See you around, Stereo. Oh, and who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell. You know you love me, XOXO Gossip Girl.