Nah, I feel you. I feel you. It almost gave that ***** a heart attack. He almost passed out. I feel you though

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What you mean to tell me you got so high that you thought she was kidnapped? What the fuck was you smoking? That's wild. That's wild. Oh, man

Yo Yo, you thought you got abducted Man I don't mean to laugh at your pain that is wow that is a new one. I love that I love that cuz that is a new one. I literally was on the floor before I even could make the comment

Yeah. Yo, that is a new way, man. That is a new way. She really thug. She got ducked in by the lake and shit. Fuck her with whatever she want to fuck. Ay yo, that's crazy.

Shit, I ain't never heard that shit. That's why I was like, well, what the hell was you smoking? I'm trying to see what that be like. I'm trying to be on that level, okay? What was it? OG, Purple Pineapple, Granddaddy Kush? What? What was it? Hmm? I wanna know.

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Yeah, he really started smacking his shit out that shit, like he thought that shit was a fucking dragonfly or something.

I don't even know that song, but I am happy to make your day. I am happy to turn your lights on. Shout out to you. I love you.

Ah, you fell for it, too. You started snapping your screen, huh? You thought that shit was a water bug. He's like the fuck Yeah, shout out to you for the comment, bro

Yo, spectacular, man. You lucky nobody caught it on camera. I love to see some shit like that. I ought to post a sound **** of you doing that. You lucky it ain't on camera. Hey, yo, shout out to you for the comment, man.

Yo for real, for real, my doors be so sharp and like nobody's following me with the shit that'll be happening to me and what I do but whatever. When I see things like this online I'm like yo this be so mean.

No, no, no, no. Wait, where the hell did you get the scooter from? Who old person's scooter did you take? Yo, that's wild. You lucky it was a kid before. I hope, well, I don't know how old you are, but you lucky they ain't caught on tape, man. You'd be viral on the internet right there. That's crazy. Thanks for sharing that.

Here's the thing, I was in my 30s, right, and in my defence, she had parked it in my garage, or asked to put it in my garage, because she didn't have one. And I was high as a kite and fancied McDonald's, figured I would go through the drive-thru, and the mobility skater in the S was pulled over. There's a lot that I could tell you, but I feel like I'm not quite there in our

Yo, I can't wait till we get there, because I got to hear all of these stories, man. Yo, that's crazy. But I don't fault you, though. You know, you hot. The scooter's right there. You hungry. You know what I mean? Shout out to you for this, though. This was great.

Yo, he was wailing for that. I been hot, but I ain't never been that hot.