OK maple it is a job interview and tell me what your weaknesses are what you're good at how you handle stress and why should hire you in this corporation

My name is Haley my weaknesses are you I'm gonna to all positions how do I handle stress I fuck your mom and why you hire me I get the job done

I sit directly in front of you making eye contact. I grab a jug of water and go to pour it into a glass and I accidentally over pour it a little bit. Nervous? You reply? I don't know. 110%.

Oh, my name is Spooder. I have some special skills that you might want to know. Let me introduce.

I just need this job because I need to pay my bills.

All right so first of all to my weapons are scared of women I like dudes now listen strength mine and I've been in prison for touching.

I only weakness is the severely autistic wolf the clouds every judgment

I have like explosive diarrhea outbursts and then I get like distracted real easy but I promise you I get back on task. And then when I get super stressed, So I just hide in a corner and cry to my mommy.

My only weakness is that I work way too hard so you should hire me so that I work away too hard but for you

Hey my name is Chester, I've been doing a job here and there, and my weakness is I'm retired.

Man the reason why you said fucking hiring is cause I spit bars I have the biggest net sex and I got the biggest ball sacks and I am working if I get paid minimum wage for me Big balls