Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?

So you're really just out here confessing your damage of a fat fucker you can't go out drive without stuffing your fucking mouth to the point where you crash your car this is literally insane right now bro

Listen mate, I always wreck while eating. Let's be real, sandwiches don't stand a fucking chance against this mouth.

Oh so you're a fuck Knigge to hit my car so now you'll hit on X questions until you were a bitch when I kiss you you want I'm a beat your ass and then you won't go to jail

that there's like a shit ton of people that have wrecked because they've been eating food but like and like it's sad that you wrecked but that's kind of fucking stupid like what were you eating how could you not have the coordination to eat something also drive were you eating like a like a fucking lobster, like I don't understand.

I was in upstate New York for the winter storm of 2022 hrs. get some sloppy Toppi I mean like drool on my ankles take me home saying N-word to my mother the back wheel spun out so fast that we almost hit a fucking telephone pole

Well, no. I'm not an idiot.

A lot of people wreck whatever eating but I don't get what the police offered to say. Wow, yeah, yeah.

I was in the front seat, I was looking at my phone and then I looked up, boom, car crash.

He got soft little bitch hands boy soft little bitch boy hands crash in the car while eating what are you 16

No I've never wrecked my car with me ever been rear-ended at red lights by crackheads it's happened to me twice at like 40+ miles an hour I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me