Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?
So you're really just out here confessing your damage of a fat fucker you can't go out drive without stuffing your fucking mouth to the point where you crash your car this is literally insane right now bro
And then I'm a combined you out of jail and beach OS and D gonna go back to jail them a bunch want again and then I will take you to go get my car fixed and then I will take you back to jail you gonna be in jail for the rest your life bitch
that there's like a shit ton of people that have wrecked because they've been eating food but like and like it's sad that you wrecked but that's kind of fucking stupid like what were you eating how could you not have the coordination to eat something also drive were you eating like a like a fucking lobster, like I don't understand.
I was in upstate New York for the winter storm of 2022 hrs. get some sloppy Toppi I mean like drool on my ankles take me home saying N-word to my mother the back wheel spun out so fast that we almost hit a fucking telephone pole