Yo, there's a list of reasons why your ass is stupid as fuck. First off, what the fuck are cheese doodles? Second off, you're stupid as fuck for buying those stupid-ass, off-brand-ass Cheetos, my *****. I should slap that shit out your motherfucking hands. I should slap you, your mama, your daddy, your motherfucking uncle, your auntie, your cousin, your niece, your future son, your future daughter, your motherfucking grandparents, your motherfucking ancestors. I should slap all them little *****s, bro.