this happened earlier I was walking my dog and we was under this tree walking past it and then all of a sudden I hear like a gun reload like I knew it wasn't an actual gun but that's just the best way I could describe the sound but yeah the sound came from above of me and I'm like what the heck is that and then all of a sudden a pine cone fell right beside us and it almost hit my head like literally almost hit my head it fell right beside us and I'm like the birds or a squirrel is trying to get me like they're trying to assassinate me like why are they trying to assassinate me and yeah that's all I wanted to say because yeah just a little story of what happened today and yeah it just felt like a cartoon I was in the cartoon

The squirrels be on a madness, I saw the good ones, thrown a nut at my head before, like a bitch I will fight that stupid squirrel, I'll shank it, I'll shank it!

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Squirrels are not to be trusted. You need to look up Rick and Morty, the episode of Morty's Mind Blasters. It'll tell you everything you have to know. Yes, they're saving the world, but they are shady as fuck. Hate squirrels.

Funny story about the time my cousin got attacked by a bird it was not even a big one it was like the little brown ones so she was claiming a tree and then she stepped on a nest and broke a egg and then the parents started to attack her all he way home I couldn’t breath because I laughed so hard

Yo ass almost got sniped, my *****. It was time to send yo ass to the lobby, bruh. You lucky as hell.

Did you squirt cuz I did

Nah cuz I know y'all heard the smoke detector will smoke alarm beep in the background

I'm not gonna lie, I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about this story, I didn't even watch it. Or even listen to it, I just kind of like... Um... I just skipped that shit, but like... That pinecone is sick, bro. I don't know how you got that kind of thing here in the pinecone. Because it's usually in the forest. But like... That's really cool, bro. Like, that's so cool, bro.