And this is like, when the fucking barber spins me round in the fucking chair to reveal he's ruined my fucking life. Like I've got to go into school with the deadest trim I've ever fucking had. He's mashed up the fucking back of my head. I feel bad for you lad, I feel bad for you. Next time you go in there and he says is this alright, you turn around and you fucking grab a blade and you slice him. I would not be having that. He fucking spins you round in the chair. 20 quid for me, but you fucking lost your mind.

My dude, who did your cut bruh? You need to get a fucking refund You need to get you a barber that won't fuck your shit up, bruh

FINALLY NOT AN AMERICAN JESUS.

Braxton bullies Sal when the men are all too fuddy-fuddy.

Fire trim icl

It's a good cut bro

Viva la England, I haven't seen too many Americans on this app man.

I'm so sorry, but like, you know what? I'm really not, but y'all better fuck you up, cause this audio right here looks fucking messed up. Did he even line you up? That man didn't even line you up. Oh, oh, bruh. Oh, fuck no.

Love your hair.

Hello, you are so ugly.