Oh, I'm all for women's empowerment, but why are you fucking letting your armpit hair get that bad? Just keep on top of it, you fucking Sasquatch. Fucking Bigfoot Yeti-citing, mate, confirmed, confirmed. We all thought they were crazy, but no, Bigfoot's been out here the whole fucking time with her big hairy snatch. You probably plait that shit, you put braids in your snatch hair, you dirty ginger bastard.

What the fuck? How fucking long are your pubes mate? That's fucking disgusting. You fucking trim your pubes more regularly. Alright? And fucking do it over a bin or something you dumb ****. And don't lose fucking grip of the scissors you autistic kid. Why the fuck would you flush your pubes down the toilets when I'm fucking fishing around for dirty condoms to wipe my ass with? I'm gonna come across your pubes. Do you know how fucking grim that is you fucking dirty ****?

She gon' shake it ice spice, do it for the right price, I'ma eat it like a mice

You're on your own for that one, no help coming from me, you're on your own for that one. Flush that shit till it's gone and keep flushing, keep the toilet seat down and keep flushing.

First of all, clean your toilet. Your toilet looks fucking disgusting.

I washed my hands so hard it feels like my skin is coming off

Girl, you for real thought that that toilet paper was going to do something for you? Ahaha, you're hilarious. You're a knee slapper. That one is hilarious. That one was hilarious, girlie. Might as well have just put your bare hand in there at that point. Like, too far gone. Too far gone.

Y’all are talking about the wrong shit look at the fucking toilet. nasty as shit

That's actually nasty bro, I better not see on this page again. Um, just so you know That toilet paper ain't finna do nothing for you, but get some frickin dish gloves or something. Uh-uh

Just be for real, just fucking FIST the water, grab the scissors and pull them out. That's the only solution, like otherwise you're fucked.