So I have to say, I don't even think that's petty. I actually think you were justified, sir. Who needs that kind of negativity in their life? Really? The L in salmon, ma'am? You don't know how to leave it alone? Mm-mm, you not finna fuck up my credits. You can't even, no. You made the right choice. You, you did right. That wasn't petty at all.

Again, just like with bread, I think you were justified. Who wants to have to live with that for the rest of their life? I'm not finishing up here and trying to pretend like I can feel some shit that I can't. Um, no, again, justified. I don't think that was petty at all. Kudos to you.

Wait, zombie, I kind of understand that because that shit could lead to halitosis and who wants to deal with bad breath every goddamn day? Y'all keep telling me y'all petty, but so far I feel like all of these reasons are justified. I would have broken up with them too. Your oral hygiene ain't right, ain't no telling what else you ain't doing right. You gots to go.

Word it use to be food hiding up in the crevice I was like toodles

hot breath to do it every time motherfucking dumpster juice oh yeah that's a some going on your inside like your insides are dying I can't even fuck with you you might want to get medical help is right we break it up

Nah, she broke up with this man because he chewed like a cow. You couldn't, you couldn't, you couldn't just be there, bae, can you close your mouth when you chew your food? Like, I don't want to see your food as you're eating it. Nah, nah, that wasn't working. That did it for you, huh? The Mr. Ed chew, that just, that was it. That was, that was the line and he crossed it. Okay, all right. Yeah, you petty. You petty.

I'm petty. Oh damn. I'm not dead like. At what point though do you just ask a grown ass man, can you close your mouth? Like did you, it's just some skills you learn as a child. What the fuck I look like asking this grown ass man? I'm gonna need you to close your mouth for you smacking too loud. That's his thing. I gotta let him be him because I can't handle being, let him be him. He just wasn't for me. Loud smacking couch you and motherfucking the fuck.